This is I!

As I make more and more social network profiles on the internet, it's becoming difficult to keep track of them, so a profile picture you see on my Facebook probably isn't the same you'll see on my MySpace (do I have a MySpace?).
Being so, let me make you -my millions of fans- aware of what I might look like out there:

This is me as Borat (2006):

*You guys remember Borat, right?

This is me as a genetically modified punk :

 *by Diego Bianchi

This is me as a cartoon, with my infamous anarchist military jacket, 

shooting at people with my finger pistols:

*also by Diego Bianchi

This is me as a skinhead-looking, xenophobic, world-hating creature:

*In real life I'm a very affable person who is 

sensitive and may cry at the end of a movie.

This is me trying to eat Brazilian BBQ:

*Damn thing won't rip!

This is me feeling like a bada**:

 

This is me feeling pleased by something I just made:

This is me looking high:

...and finally, this is me after trying a Nuclear Joint:

*People, I seriously don't smoke weed! 

I just happen to look this way, stop asking!