Fresh out of Facebook:
I went to the restroom, but I don't remember what for.
Did I do number 2? Because if didn't, I know I'll have to...
Did I even do number 1? I don't remember...
What did I do there then? Maybe something very unrelated to the place,
maybe I just sat down on the floor and ate a Vietnamese soup while reading a fitness magazine with a big handsome guy jogging on the cover.
I don't know if he was really handsome, but that's what the magazine suggested because he looked muscly and had a neat grey hair.
I also don't know if he was really jogging, maybe that was just his regular position, due to a birth malformation, and then someone blurred the background to make it look as if his was in movement.
I don't even know if he was a real man, maybe a very masculine woman, who knows?
Maybe there was no one on the cover, but I thought it all up because that man is actually me, envisioned as a successful paper towel business owner who has given up his country and culture to live happily with his wife and kids in North Carolina. But then he finds out that his wife has another one and his best friend, who's a lawyer, has taken over the business. So he is not simply jogging, he is running away to a place unknown, where he will die peacefully.
Anyway, have I shat or not? This is still killing me...
